Have you been wondering if using dirty pickup lines works on girls? Try it for yourself by using one of our suggestions. Maybe one of our naughty pickup lines will help you get lucky tonight.

If you want to know if pickup lines work, put your faith in Manintelligence.com, which reports that pickup lines only work when used at the right place and time.

It’s essential to use the pickup lines that best reflect your personality when asked how a man should select his pickup lines. He also explains that women can learn much about a man through his initial conversation starter.

Moreover, the medium of pickup lines has expanded, explains Kiara Devese, a student at Ohio State University and a participant in the Folklore of Pick-Up Lines project. Aside from verbal communication, you can also use emojis and memes while texting and chatting online.

For those who enjoy pickup lines combined with images, you can go to Imgflip and create your meme by selecting a picture and writing your text.

Best Dirty Pickup Lines

Legs of a man and a woman under a coffee table where they are sitting. The woman is lifting the man's trousers with her feet.

1. I hope you know CPR because I’ll be drowning in your sweet juices tonight.

2. Are you a bartender? Because I’d love to try your pussy juice cocktail.

3. Do you want to be my workout partner? Then, you have to lie down and let me pleasure you.

4. What would you like to eat tonight? How about a Me-N-U?

5. Do you enjoy juggling? Because I have two balls for you to juggle?

6. I should handcuff you to my bed for being a thief and stealing my heart.

7. Are you a professional dancer? Because I’d love to try some horizontal choreography tonight.

8. I have a date with my bed tonight. Do you want to join us for a threesome?

9. What a coincidence? I was born on the 6th, and you’re a 9 out of 9. Maybe we should try a 69.

10. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but only when it comes with dessert, so spread your legs for me.

Short Dirty Pickup Lines

Blonde man and woman looking at each other and smiling while lying in bed of white sheets covering half of their faces.

1. I’ve been blinded by the sun! Oh wait, is that you?

2. You must be an alien because your beauty is out of this world!

3. Do you like rollercoasters? Because I can turn your world upside down.

4. I’m not into drugs, but I can get addicted to your smile.

5. Are you down to party, or should we take five for me to put you in the mood?

6. Are you a Red Bull? Because you make a specific body part fly high in the sky.

7. Lovely dress, but do you need it? I have a pair of boxers and a dress shirt waiting for you at my house.

8. What’s a good girl like you doing in my dirty mind?

9. Are you on Santa’s naughty list? Because I can put you there.

10. Are you a good student? Maybe you can give me a biology lesson about the birds and the bees.

Funny Dirty Pickup Lines

Brunette woman in red lipstick and blue-white striped shirt, holding the bridge of her nose while laughing.

1. Are those stars in the sky? No, those are the sparkles in your eyes when looking my way.

2. Do you want to be my next painting model? I have a photographic memory, so you’d only need to get naked once.

3. Have we met before? Because I can swear that we had dinner tomorrow night.

4. I wouldn’t change a thing about you, but would you consider changing your last name for me?

5. Aside from living in my dreams, where else do you reside?

6. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the planet stopped turning when you appeared in my life.

7. Can I follow you? Because I’ve learned that one should always follow their dreams.

8. I’m not a genie, so you get more than three wishes if you come with me.

9. Do you have a fan club? No? I can start one for you and be its president.

10. Are you here on vacation? Because my bed is the best Airbnb in town.

Best Pick Up Lines for…

Curly-haired brunette woman sitting on a table in public and biting her lower lip while looking at her phone.

Night Out

1. The music is too loud, but we can always use love language. Let’s make out.

2. I’m sorry, can you please help me? Because I’m lost in your eyes.

3. I want to show you my dance moves… in your bed.

4. My future wife has the same dance moves as you. Do you think that’s a coincidence?


1. Do you want to skip the drinking and get straight to the sweaty detox session?

2. Let me get you a fruity cocktail. Don’t worry. I’ll help you work out the calories tonight.

3. Do you want to play darts? Because I’d love to nail you.

4. You’re here for Oktoberfest, and I want to get to Eat-the-Pussy Fest.


1. Are you looking for fine-looking shirts? Touch mine. It’s made from boyfriend material.

2. I’m looking for the frozen food section because you’re so hot that I’m starting to melt.

3. This dress will look good on the floor next to you.

4. Should we go to the sports store? It would help if you got knee protectors for when you go down on me.

Brunette woman in blue shirt looking shocked while covering her mouth with one hand and another holding her phone.


1. I’d love to draw a portrait of you, but we should first go fishing for the blue diamond that Kate dropped in the ocean.

2. Do you like skinny dipping? Because I see an ocean and I’m sure I can help you undress.

3. The sun is yellow, and the sea is blue. Can you go down low and lick on my pre-coming dew.

4. I’d buy you a cocktail with a straw, but there’s another cock you can slurp on.


1. I’ve been on Google, Yahoo, and Bing, but I never knew what I was searching for until I saw you.

2. Does it take a thousand swipes to find Mr. Right? Give your finger a break and come out on a date with me.

3. I like you, and you like me. Where do we go from here? Mine or your place?

4. I’m new around here. Can you give me directions to your heart?

These are our rated R pickup lines that you can try out in 2022. Have fun using them in a different setting and on various girls. You never know which sexual pickup line will help you get the girl of your dreams.